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ABOUT HMF

Hawk Mountain Films (HMF) was formed in 2003 as a school project. It was intended at first to be a tool for practicing video arts, but eventually transformed into a more serious movie making endeavor.

Four siblings, Tymon, Grace, Ranin & Tadin comprise the meat of the empire. They are all extremely attractive and graceful, visualising the perfect humans. People have actually fainted in their presence due to the overwhelming majesty that radiates from their persons. Others simply bask in reflected glory.

To apply for a basking position, please copy and paste the following form into an email and mail, with the answers, to gullible@noob.com.

QUESTIONAIRRE:

-Are your teeth perfect?

-Do you enjoy indie music?

-Do you enjoy being bossed around?

-Do you enjoy giving random massages at inconvenient times?

-Do you have a car?

-If yes, where are the keys?

-If no, why don't you buy one?

-What is the square root of guitar divided by morrowind?

-Are you skilled in Jeet Kun Do?

Applications will be considered in the order of most awesome to least.